Thursday, March 23, 2006

In loving memory of Peepers...



Peepers was our chicken who lived to be like 7 years old. She had survived deadly winters, multiple stray dog attacks, bird flu, and more. But she finally met her end in an unfortunate interlude with the back of a Honda Accord. She was a wonderful pet and a dear friend. May you rest in peace sweet, sweet Peepers.

That was about 5 years ago. I now have a plan to bring her back!

According to page 58 of The Black Art of Necromatic Magic (Warhammer Armies: Vampire Counts, 2001), the following spell may be cast upon the deceased:

INVOCATION OF NEHEK
"...can be cast to raise the dead or add new models to a unit...the new model will be armed exactly like other models in the target unit...can be cast once per magic phase with a range of 18 inches."

Now I know what you're thinking: What's this about other models in a unit? And armed with what? Well, Peepers was a chicken--she was never part of a unit and doesn't have any weapons, so I don't have to worry about that. What DOES worry me is that while we will regain our beloved pet, she will probably lead a 'life' of staggering around craving human flesh or brains.
So basically, I need to find a freelance master of the dark arts and hope for the best. Watch this space for updates.

4 comments:

S. Earnhart said...

Have I met Peepers?

strength9tyrant said...

Good luck with the chicken thing.

By the way, I need the fax number for the hillbilly (email or post it)

Ace said...

I just so happen to be a freelance master of the dark arts. My rates are low, just a few souls and a some blood in a bowl. I am familier with many forms of necromancy and the tome that you mentioned in your post. Raising a chicken into unlife should be no problem, if interested contact me at 1-666-666-EVIL or email me at lordofalldarkness@gmail.com

Anonymous said...

It was an accident!!! i still feel bad to this day.
Thanks for trying to bring her back.

~s