Tuesday, February 14, 2006

Official Rumors: SPECIAL REPORT

Ceiling Fans: Terror From Above!

One of our readers (whom we'll refer to as simply "Jeff Mitchell") was comically injured last week when his ceiling fan suddenly came loose and crashed down on his lil' head. After a visit to the emergency room and some stitches, "Jeff Mitchell" is recovering nicely. When asked about the incident, Mitchell replied "...it hurt. a lot."


strength9tyrant said...

Dang! That's terrible (funny) but terrible. What are the chances that you are under your ceiling fan when it falls. That's bad luck.

H said...

That's funny since Adam just installed 3 ceiling fans on Monday. No injuries, though.