Thursday, January 05, 2006

The buckle on the bible belt...



I just finished watching the worst show on television: ER
you know, that horrid hospital melodrama-o-rama. Anyways, tonight's special was abortion. So if god is against abortion, and wants to strike down anyone who chooses that route, that means that god supports the death penalty. You can see where I'm going with this... Is god a republican? Because I don't want to live in a world ruled by a republican god. But I don't want to die either, because the afterlife would be so expensive.

7 comments:

kalisah said...

dude, WHERE THE HELL HAVE YOU BEEN???

Deceiver said...

my email is down!!!

strength9tyrant said...

Of course God is a rebuplican. Also I'll let you in on another secret (he's Catholic).

S. Earnhart said...

I certainly hope God is not Republican. Not only that, I hope he/she/it is not something that any of us can fathom. Above us truly.

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H, your republican sister said...

Usually people who are pro choice are those who have never been pregnant & have never seen the ultrasound of their own child, sucking his thumb, touching his face, reacting to his mother's voice. They aren't just goldfish!

Deceiver said...

Official Rumors has issued the following statement:

We at Official Rumors have never expressed an opinion for or against abortion. However, we feel it necessary to take a firm stance against the show ER. What total crap it is!