Monday, December 05, 2005

IKEA...


Sadly, I predict that there will never be an IKEA in Memphis. Most folks down here think it's a japanese car manufacturer. And I know that IKEA is cheap and weird, but I must admit I like 'em! Those Swedes know how to put JUST ABOUT everything you need into one box. But no matter what I buy from them, I'm always left with an extra dowel rod that doesn't seem to go anywhere. Perhaps everyone in Tennessee could donate all their extra dowels and we could build a bridge from here to Stockholm. I'd get my stuff faster.

4 comments:

H said...

Crucifix is spelled with a "C", you dodo. Not with a "K"

Deceiver said...

it's swedish, you dodo!!

H said...

No no. you're the dodo! You used up all the glue on purpose!!

Deceiver said...

NOT A FINGER!!!