Thursday, January 05, 2006

The buckle on the bible belt...



I just finished watching the worst show on television: ER
you know, that horrid hospital melodrama-o-rama. Anyways, tonight's special was abortion. So if god is against abortion, and wants to strike down anyone who chooses that route, that means that god supports the death penalty. You can see where I'm going with this... Is god a republican? Because I don't want to live in a world ruled by a republican god. But I don't want to die either, because the afterlife would be so expensive.

4 comments:

Kalisa said...

dude, WHERE THE HELL HAVE YOU BEEN???

Bobby said...

my email is down!!!

Anonymous said...

Usually people who are pro choice are those who have never been pregnant & have never seen the ultrasound of their own child, sucking his thumb, touching his face, reacting to his mother's voice. They aren't just goldfish!

Bobby said...

Official Rumors has issued the following statement:

We at Official Rumors have never expressed an opinion for or against abortion. However, we feel it necessary to take a firm stance against the show ER. What total crap it is!